Title: Don’t be SAD
Pairing: Show Luo / Lay
Rating: R
Length: 12,891 words
Summary: Yixing isn’t having any of this soulmate business, thank you very much.

Written for Showxingandtell round 2016

Read here: LJ || AFF || AO3

Title: Best in Show
Pairing: Chanyeol / D.O., side Xiumin / Luhan, Ryeowook / Yesung
Rating: NC-17
Length: 12k
Summary: Kyungsoo is a Maltese canine hybrid, a show hybrid ready to take the top spot at the most important competition of the year. Enter a new breed, with a very tall, handsome representative. Chaos ensues. And knotting. Cause that is ( Read more... )

Title: Class Pet
Length: 14,449 words
Pairing: Lay / Show Luo (Zhi Xiang)
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Zhi Xiang, a third grade teacher, decides a class pet is the perfect way to liven up his classroom. He imagined the class pet to be a duckling or maybe a Guinea pig, what he gets is a rabbit hybrid.
Warnings: Language, rabbit hybrid assumptions, awkward ( Read more... )

Title: Love in a Hot Climate
Pairing: Xiumin / Luhan, Chanyeol / Chen, Suho / Sehun
Rating: PG-13
Length: 7k words
Summary:Love is complicated. Especially when the new lion king starts picking off your mate/ wannabe mate....
Read here: AO3 | AFF.

Title: Two Scoops of Friction, Hold the Sprinkles
Pairing(s): Baekhyun / D.O.
Word Count: 6.2k words
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Masturbation in a public restroom, dry humping during extreme sports
Summary: Baekhyun one thousand percent does not like Kyungsoo in that way. Unfortunately he forgot to tell his dick.

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Title: The Fault in Our Starboard
Pairing: Xiumin / Luhan
Rating: NC-17
Length: 33,315 words
Summary: Minseok has little enthusiasm towards being a boat captain for hire. His lack of excitement towards the profession falters when he is tasked with ferrying a certain rich kid and his friends around the Maldives during winter break ( Read more... )

Title: A Cactus Walks Into an Apartment Building
Word Count: 2,896k
Rating: pg-13
Summary: Chanyeol is an apartment building janitor having the worst day ever.

Notes: Originally written for puppiesinlove round 2015.

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Title: Love in a Cold Climate
Rating: PG-13
Pairings: Xiumin / Luhan, Kris / D.O., Suho / Minho, Chanyeol / Chen, Lay / Sehun, Baekhyun / Kai
Warning: Attempted whale beaching, crack
Summary: Love is strange. Particularly strange if you are a narwhal in love with a beluga or a polar bear in love with a penguin or...

( Minseok swam lazily towards his family )

Title: Love is a Beach
Ship: Suho/Yifan
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 5,660 words
Summary: Yifan can’t remember what June 8th signifies and somehow that ends up with a BMW full of Pokémon toys.

Note: Originally written for Yifantasy round 2015.

( Green. At least two shades... )

title:1+1=Oh Sehun
rating: NC-17
pairings: D.O. / Sehun
other pairings involved: Chanyeol/ Kai
length: 21,584 words
summary: Kyungsoo has a love hate relationship with windows.
warnings: Underage handjob (under 18 but of consenting age), swearing, epic dance off

Originally written for
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